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Bitterness Units

by The Hops Party

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1.
Pulling triggers What we have here is a dirty symbiosis Don't look at me like I don't know what to do You're in the mood I'm in the mood so let's do this I know you want me, yes I want you too I'll grab your neck and choke you just a little bit Your head will shake to the rhythm of my moves It might get loud but frankly I don't give a shit I am your master and you my muse Pull my trigger Or maybe I will pull yours first, baby Here comes the shot, scream out my name! Pulling triggers What a dangerous game we play Someone might end up deaf Do you wanna play? I can do this all day Till my fingers fall off I can do this all day What we have here must be sort of a hypnosis I am bleeding from my fingers and from my ears But it's my heart that tells me let's do this My brain's been losing this war for years Let's add some volume, let's crank it just a little bit The earth is shaking and the walls might explode The neighbor's called the cops but frankly I don't give shit We can escape, we can hit the road
2.
Hops Farmer 03:16
Hops Farmer I’m a farmer – that’s what I do I wake up early in the morning to work on my fields I’m a farmer that’s for sure I produce hops to add that bitter taste into your beer I do this all my life – and I’ll do it till I die It’s like a dream come true when I sell my sweet product to you But there’s one thing that bothers me Your demand’s not as strong as I’d like it to be Why won’t you put more hops in your beer? Why don’t you let me make some money? Congratulations – you’ve bought yourself the finest pint of bullshit Imagination is strongly recommended – all you have to do is fool your brain to consume it Heavy carbonation is the only you’ll remember, the rest is just water, you’re pathetic So here’s one reason why I don’t sleep Your demand’s not as strong as I’d like it to be Why won’t you put more hops in your beer? Why don’t you let me make some money?
3.
Dreamjob 03:25
Dreamjob I moved to the city - to get a university degree They said it would surely ensure my future status, stability and dignity Is this how it works, oh is that right, cause I've been feeling foolish most of the time This ain't my vision, this future ain't bright, I will aply for a job of my desire So please don't tell me that you don't want me I'd really love to be a taster in brewery I would drink your beer, I would tell you it's good I promise I would work as hard as I could I would take my work home I would drink overtime I'd love it all day long - that's not a crime Don't try to tell me this job doesn't exist That can't be true, oh god, what have I missed Think it through I am your guy to hire Getting paid for drinking beer's a job of my desire So please don't tell me that you don't want me I'd really love to be a taster in brewery - seriously! What did you say? I should get the fuck out? It's your decision. but I'll set your ass on fire And then I will go, take my gun and rob a bank Start my own brewery and then I'll pay them back. And that's what I will be - a taster in my own brewery And you will feel sorry - and that's the end of the story.
4.
Havin’ a good time ain’t no crime You seem troubled, I’m afraid I know what’s on your mind You look like someone who’s just paid a ticket for drinking beer outside I know they’re takin’ away our freedom to drink wherever the hell we want Don’t you ever forget that havin’ a good time ain’t no crime I remember all those places where we used to sit All the lazy afternoons and lazy sunsets Heavy bags on our backs, jingling glass on our way back home Cold tall boy, my best friend, now they tell us that we have to go I know they’re takin’ away our freedom to drink where the hell we want Don’t you ever forget that havin’ a good time ain’t no crime Leave me alone, no one needs your protection We don’t need more fucked up rules for everything that moves Leave us alone, we ain’t no threat and fuck your morals Stay away from our lives!
5.
Girlfight 02:48
Girlfight Girl, come to me – I’m not your enemy See the bitch over there – yeah, the one who stares She said you’re a whore – and that you’re oversized So what you’re gonna do about it – she told me you’ve got fat thighs Girlfight! Girlfight! Coming up next Place your bets – on who’s gonna win Is it she or she Or me Men like to gamble – it’s like a poker game Except we bet on blood – and we feel no shame Scratching cheeks, pulling hair Punching boobs, g-string wedgie – oh god that’s not fair Girlfight! Girlfight! Coming up next Place your bets – on who’s gonna win Is it she or she Or me Guys, I bet you twenty dollars Wait, let’s make it fifty The blonde one’s gonna take down The other blonde one in the third round .When this is over We’ll have few other beers We’ll raise our pints and say cheers And drink a shot of girl tears
6.
What makes you real I’m drunk – so what? This is not my first time. I’m drunk – maybe you should give it a try Have I had too much? No. Though it might sound a bit rough A man is never too drunk, nor is he not drunk enough. He drinks precisely how much he means to.. Tea just makes you wanna pee Coffee’s good – to beat the taste of garlic Vodka? No, not even for free I prefer not to pass out at a party Drinking rum in the morning doesn’t make you a pirate Whiskey? Ok, here we can make a deal You like wine only with your girl – deny it But beer, beer’s what makes you real. And it tastes so good I know i promised to come home – and forgot about that Cause I was injencting beer in my head I know you tried to call me and I never called you back But I’ve got no regrets, I’d totally do it again. I’d totally do it again, m'kay.
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Paddle from the shore I woke up one morning felt like going to the beach I wanted to try out that surfboard you'd given me Nice morning walk the ocean wasn’t far to reach Here we go put the wetsuit on let’s surf in one- two-three Then when I paddled from the shore I saw there were no waves the sea was calm How do I surf if I can’t get no speed How do I surf if I can’t surf No way I could stand on this fucking thing I kept falling down for like an hour and hurt my knee My self-esteem slowly began to shrink I wish I brought someone to tell me: dude stop! One-two-three No need to paddle from the shore You see there’s no waves the sea is calm (you could have stayed asleep) Small waves won’t give you enough speed Don’t try to surf if you can’t surf (Next time) Before I paddle from the shore I’ll make sure there’s waves that it’s not calm (if yes then I will stay asleep) My waves are gonna give me enough speed Next time I’ll try to surf I will surf!
8.
Snowsurfin' 02:39
Snowsurfin‘ Where we are from, there’s no sea, you know No waves to break, no surf-tricks to show But when winter comes we go to the mountains Down the hill find a wave of snow and simply ride it I can’t wait till we can finally go snowsurfin’ I really hope that this year we can go snowsurfin’ Unlike you, we’ve got no ocean But we know that urge to get boards in motion Moving fast, turning sharp, jumping highwe're improving And every year we just want to go snowsurfin’
9.
Let’s build a home Baby I found a place Just a few days ago And I want you to say yes It’s a place where I want to go We’ll be there all alone In the woods outside of town Simply living on our own I swear I won't let you down Let’s build a home that we can be proud of Leave our comfort zone far behind We shall not wait, cause life is too short Let’s build this home and live there forevermore Baby look at all that space Mowing the grass will take me half a day But I’m still in love with this place I hope you feel it the same way We can buy a dog (or two) And we can have a kid (or two, or three) Wooden chairs by the pool And a basement full of beer

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One vintage drumset, one vintage guitar and a lot of hops. The Hops Party - Jičín - Czech republic. We like to keep it simple.

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released December 13, 2014

DIY recorded in 2014 in several rehearsal rooms. We'd like to thank our friends for having us.
Drums recorded by Daniel Sýkora
Guitars recorded by Hugo Trkal
Vocals recorded by Hugo Trkal
special vocal guests: Jiří Franc jr. (04), Martin Florian (05)

Mixed and mastered by Hugo Trkal

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The Hops Party Jicin, Czech Republic

The two of us - that's the band. We like simple, noisy rock'n'roll, cranked fuzz pedals and a lot of beer. Beer's the main topic of most of the songs. The rest is pretty much about how hard we suck on surf. Feel free to download our first record. Cheers. ... more

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