Eurolagersceptic EP

by The Hops Party

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1.
The end of the week Coming back home, thrilled to see my girl again As it's getting dark, as it's raining lightly There's the last train leaving without me Hold on! Wait for me! Ok don't - go brew yourself! Bro, can you pick me up? Oh, you're drunk right now? Well, good for you but I need to get my ass home On Friday night give me a friend sober enough to drive It doesn't have to be a friend, just someone sober enough to drive Walking down the road Waving at strangers to give me a ride Would you help a guy with a loose sweater and rapist glasses 'cause it's me - still waiting outside Hey you! Pull over! Ok don't - go brew yourself Nobody to pick me up - they're all drunk by now Which leaves me here - sober in the dark On Friday night give me a friend sober enough to drive It doesn't have to be a friend, just someone sober enough to drive
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02:01
This year I am on a mission I'm 2 and I¨m supposed to survive A musician of this age is an endangered kind I hope that I won't die today I hope that I'll be ok Few more days and the curse will be broken I'm imagining things that could kill me I don't do heroin, I don't have a gun Can I overdose on beer? Giving it a shot sounds like fun I hope that I won't die today I hope that I'll be ok Few more days and the curse will be broken This year I am on a mission I'm 27 and I'm supposed to not die I hope that I won't die today I hope that I'll be ok This life is worth living baby Not going anywhere no way At least fifty more years of beer Before I eternally disappear Few more days and the curse will be broken
3.
04:21
You told me to write you a letter with reasons why I'd like to marry you But I thought It wouldn't be me if I didn't do it a bit differently Instead I'm writing you a song as a message that cannot be lost That cannot be stolen 'cause no one but me will ever get that deep into your heart This time there's no place for doubt This time I'm certain I know that our love has always been true Forever and ever, Anna, I want you by my side I've known it since I was a boy, I've known it deep inside my heart Now it's easy to decide when we are shining as groom and bride Let's promise each other we will never part For me it's unusual to write anything serious but this time it feels so natural I'm just greatful that I've met you so young And I'm greatful that I almost instantly knew, knew that you're the one It must be something in your eyes or in your smile that gives me faith That everything is allright in my life I want to be the guy who's always there to hold you closely And as much as you love falling asleep next to me I love waking up next to you Forever and ever, Anna, I want you by my side I've known it since I was a boy, I've known it deep inside my heart Now it's easy to decide when we are shining as groom and bride Let's promise each other we will never part We will always party
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02:14
He’s a man, he’s got a family and a house The house is loaded with empty beer bottles For two years straight he's kept his glass I’m talking thousands, he keeps bringing more There’s not enough cases in the store It’s too late for him, no lessons to learn He reached the point of no return Dear husband I want you to know Either your bottles will go, or I’ll go You have one day – then I’ll take our kids away He doesn't drive he drinks and carries bottles in a bag Returning them one-by-one will break his back If he starts now, if he makes it quick He may finish by the end of next week Show some charity, bring your crew Go find this man, next time it could be you Stop this madness, save his family Leave now, he needs help immediately
5.
One day a little angel whispered in my ear That we should start a war on mass-produced beer Because We are eurolagersceptical The taste is poor but still identical Was it brewed in Netherlands, Poland or Germany? I can't tell, they're all the same If you want a decent beer you'd better brew it yourself The other day a little devil whispered in my ear With a rebel yell I should break your beer Because We are eurolagersceptical The taste is poor but still identical Was it brewed in Netherlands, Poland or Germany? I can't tell, they're all the same If you want a decent beer you'd better brew it yourself
6.
Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand Jesus freaks out in the street Handing tickets out for God Turning back she just laughs The boulevard is not that bad Piano man he makes his stand In the auditorium Looking on she sings the songs The words she knows the tune she hums But oh how it feels so real Lying here with no one near Only you and you can hear me When I say softly slowly Hold me closer tiny dancer Count the headlights on the highway Lay me down in sheets of linen You had a busy day today Hold me closer tiny dancer Count the headlights on the highway Lay me down in sheets of linen You had a busy day today

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Songs about pitty hitch-hiking, surviving 27, getting married, owning way too many empty beer bottles, breaking shitty beers, brewing your own beer and one daring Elton John cover.

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released December 28, 2016

Music written by: The Hops Party
Lyrics written by: Hugo Trkal
Except track no. 6 written by Elton John

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The Hops Party Jicin, Czech Republic

The two of us - that's the band. We like simple, noisy rock'n'roll, cranked fuzz pedals and a lot of beer. Beer's the main topic of most of the songs. The rest is pretty much about how hard we suck on surf. Feel free to download our first record. Cheers. ... more

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